(It’s really y)Our Privacy Policy

IN PLAIN ENGLISH:

We believe actors should control their own story. That includes their data. Here’s exactly how we handle yours:

WHAT WE COLLECT

• Your email address

• That’s it.

WHAT WE DO WITH IT

• Send you information about Create & Narrate: 5 Figure Narrator
   
• Provide promotional offers (like the £50 discount)
   
• Keep you up to date if we ever have anything else like Create & Narrate we think you’ll find valuable

WHAT WE DON’T DO

• We don’t sell your data

• We don’t share your data

• We don’t track you

• We don’t use it for AI training

• We don’t keep it if you leave

YOUR RIGHTS (THEY’RE ABSOLUTE)

• See your data anytime

• Change your data anytime

• Delete your data anytime

• Take your data anytime

• No questions asked

   

HOW TO EXERCISE YOUR RIGHTS

Email privacy@alexbhat.com with:

• “SHOW ME” to see your data

• “CHANGE IT” to update your data

• “DELETE ME” to remove your data

• We’ll handle it within 24 hours

   

COOKIES & TRACKING

• We use only essential cookies
   
• No attribution tracking
   
• No behavior monitoring
   
• No social media trackers
   
• Just the absolute minimum to make things work

SECURITY

• Industry-standard encryption

• Regular security reviews

• Limited access protocols

• Immediate breach notifications

• Full transparency

   

CHANGES TO THIS POLICY

If we ever change this policy:

• We’ll tell you first

• We’ll explain why

• We’ll give you time to decide

• We’ll respect your choice

• No surprises, ever

   

CONTACT

Questions? Concerns? Ideas? Email privacy@alexbhat.com.

THE BOTTOM LINE

We’re actors creating tools for actors. We handle your data the way we want our own data handled – with respect, transparency, and absolute control in your hands.

LEGAL STUFF

Yes, this is a legally binding document. We’ve just chosen to write it in human language because we believe privacy policies should be readable by actual humans.

Last Updated: 13/03/25

Version: 1.0

“Privacy is not an option, and it shouldn’t be the price we accept for just getting on the Internet”
Gary Kovacs